Who Do I Have 2 F$ck To Get Famous!!

3 RULES TO BECOMING RICH & FAMOUS!!!





Kim, Amber, and Coco are rich, successful, and pretty much famous for being famous. I mean why go through all the motions of trying to walk a straight and narrow path, when you don't have to. Because of Ray J, Kanye, and Ice T, these ladies have all the capital they need to launch their projects without having to slave over it. Unnecessary Hard work sometimes don't pay off. Sometimes...it's all in who you f$ck!

[WOULD WE KNOW AMBER ROSE IF SHE HADN'T DID KANYE?]

NO we wouldn't, but I can't say I'm mad at Amber for meeting the right one at the right time in terms of her career. Kanye lost his mother, broke up with his fiance, and Amber stepped in with perfect timing. Is having perfect timing a talent within itself? If we look deep enough, we can find where the real talent lies. So... [RULE #1 HAVE PERFECT TIMING!!]




























[WOULD WE KNOW COCO IF SHE HADN'T DID ICE-T?]


NO, but maybe it took knowing Ice and more...Coco stressed on her blog on Global Grind that to get the type of ass that she has, you have to be born with it. And there are certain butt exercises that she does on a regular basis. So if you want to take the route that CoCo took, then it takes some natural physical attributes as well as butt exercising. I exercise hard, but I've never put two and two together that it could make me rich!
[RULE #2...INVEST IN YOUR BUTT!!]

Coco promises that her butt is real. But real or fake, she invests of lot of time on it. She works on it at the gym , she take pictures of it, and she writes about it, hwerself, on blogs. If that's not dedication, then I don't know what is. So ladies, get you a High-maintenance booty!!













[WOULD WE KNOW KIM KARDASHIAN HAD SHE NOT DID RAY J?]

We already know the answer to that is NO!! But what difference does that make to Kim now? Do you think she cares that it took photo proof penetration to get her point across? She's RICH BITCH!! So what, if she will forever be linked to RAY J's...(no description of him comes to mind right now) ASS on videotape!! Hell, doing a sex tape is better than starving to death with no no lights on! I mean, I wouldn't necessarily let Ray J put his hands on ME!! But what would you do?? STARVE or SEX TAPE it? Which brings me to #3.

[RULE #3.. SEX THE RIGHT ONE]

And if you're really bold, tape it! These are the rules these ladies followed and it worked. Their methods almost say that it's better to just F*ck the right person to get ahead. Is this a new standard to follow in the entertainment industry?? you tell me...
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